Vacancy

Alright folks.. i'm looking for a boyfriend.. and i need to find one before 2012 so that my useless-vain-pretty besties will allow me to go to taiwan with them... (what shit is this??!!! ask me to bring boyfriend just because you guys bringing yours!!! urgh!!!! STAB STAB STAB!!!)

since i'm looking for a boyfriend, then of course i need to let you guys know what i'm looking for k??

1. taller then me!! at least must be taller then me after i wear my heels!! i just love heels!!

>>cant you just wear flats for his sake??

>>no i dont!! i love my heels too much..

>>as if you wear alot of heels..SWEATS..

2. able to humour me when i'm bored...

>>huh eliza tan you practically get bored every 15mins! you think which guy who is so free that can humuor you always??

>> lol i will find one.. here i'm looking for one..

>>yeah count yourself lucky if you can get one.. suei for that fella..

3. kind and good temper..

>>i know that is to make up for your wickedness and hot-temper huh??!!

>>no no i'm kind and sweet too k??

>>bullshit! look into the mirror and tell yourself that!

>> well i did every morning~~ XP

4. do not get jealous easily..

>>yea.. right.. so that you still can flirt around..

>>huh since when did i flirt?? i'm just socializing k??

>>how about those sweet talks??

>>erhmmmm i'm just saying some pleasant words??!! lol.. XP

5. independent..

>>i think you are the one that need people to take care k??

>>who say? i still keep my fats well ever since i stayed at hostel!!

>>yeah get fatter now and for sure there is no bf available for you!!

6. man

>>man??

>>yup i need a manly man~~

>> i know why...

>>?? why??

>>cuz you are too boyish!!

7. same or higher level of education then me

>> what for??

>>erhemmmm....

>> spit it out girl.. crap i know why.. so that he can help you to do ur assignments and works right??

>> oooppppssss!! chill k~~

8. speak english and chinese well

>>shameless~~ you cant speak both well.. speak cina like speak english, speak english but broken..

>> aiyoh.. thats why i need somebody that can speak both lor.. when i run out of vocab or forget then ma can use another language!! if he can speak hokkien even better!! jin jia hou!!

9. love to eat..

>> now i know why you are so fat!!!

>> speechless.. (*sensitive to the word FAT)

10. love to look at pretty girls

>> aint you getting jealous after that??

>> nope! one of my hobby is go out and cuci mata by looking at pretty girls.. woohoo!!

>> i knew that!! you aint that straight huh!!

11. able to accept foul language

>> excuses!! i thought i heard that you are quitting that??

>> still cant resist it sometimes~~ wtf~~

>> alright alright what else you want????

>> cant think of anything else now....

>> i bet nobody will respond to this..

>>why??

>>who cares whether you have a boyfriend anot??

>> you cares right??

>> who say so??

>> i say so..

>> why you say so??

>>cause i think you are jealous when i'm writing this

>>how?? tell me...

>> you just opposed to everything that i said!! you dont want me to get a boyfriend right??

>> lol you are ridiculous!! i'm just helping you so that you wun be so sia suei!!

>> why sia suei?? it the plain truth that

I'm

SINGLE and DESPERATE