Vacancy

Alright folks.. i'm looking for a boyfriend.. and i need to find one before 2012 so that my useless-vain-pretty besties will allow me to go to taiwan with them... (what shit is this??!!! ask me to bring boyfriend just because you guys bringing yours!!! urgh!!!! STAB STAB STAB!!!)

since i'm looking for a boyfriend, then of course i need to let you guys know what i'm looking for k??

1. taller then me!! at least must be taller then me after i wear my heels!! i just love heels!!

>>cant you just wear flats for his sake??

>>no i dont!! i love my heels too much..

>>as if you wear alot of heels..SWEATS..

2. able to humour me when i'm bored...

>>huh eliza tan you practically get bored every 15mins! you think which guy who is so free that can humuor you always??

>> lol i will find one.. here i'm looking for one..

>>yeah count yourself lucky if you can get one.. suei for that fella..

3. kind and good temper..

>>i know that is to make up for your wickedness and hot-temper huh??!!

>>no no i'm kind and sweet too k??

>>bullshit! look into the mirror and tell yourself that!

>> well i did every morning~~ XP

4. do not get jealous easily..

>>yea.. right.. so that you still can flirt around..

>>huh since when did i flirt?? i'm just socializing k??

>>how about those sweet talks??

>>erhmmmm i'm just saying some pleasant words??!! lol.. XP

5. independent..

>>i think you are the one that need people to take care k??

>>who say? i still keep my fats well ever since i stayed at hostel!!

>>yeah get fatter now and for sure there is no bf available for you!!

6. man

>>man??

>>yup i need a manly man~~

>> i know why...

>>?? why??

>>cuz you are too boyish!!

7. same or higher level of education then me

>> what for??

>>erhemmmm....

>> spit it out girl.. crap i know why.. so that he can help you to do ur assignments and works right??

>> oooppppssss!! chill k~~

8. speak english and chinese well

>>shameless~~ you cant speak both well.. speak cina like speak english, speak english but broken..

>> aiyoh.. thats why i need somebody that can speak both lor.. when i run out of vocab or forget then ma can use another language!! if he can speak hokkien even better!! jin jia hou!!

9. love to eat..

>> now i know why you are so fat!!!

>> speechless.. (*sensitive to the word FAT)

10. love to look at pretty girls

>> aint you getting jealous after that??

>> nope! one of my hobby is go out and cuci mata by looking at pretty girls.. woohoo!!

>> i knew that!! you aint that straight huh!!

11. able to accept foul language

>> excuses!! i thought i heard that you are quitting that??

>> still cant resist it sometimes~~ wtf~~

>> alright alright what else you want????

>> cant think of anything else now....

>> i bet nobody will respond to this..

>>why??

>>who cares whether you have a boyfriend anot??

>> you cares right??

>> who say so??

>> i say so..

>> why you say so??

>>cause i think you are jealous when i'm writing this

>>how?? tell me...

>> you just opposed to everything that i said!! you dont want me to get a boyfriend right??

>> lol you are ridiculous!! i'm just helping you so that you wun be so sia suei!!

>> why sia suei?? it the plain truth that

I'm

SINGLE and DESPERATE

冷

本人无聊的特质众所周知，时不时一语让旁人全都冷掉。。
但是最近我发现我的室友很配合我嘞！！ 就跟你们分享一下吧！

下午上完课在房间里，在等着西街小姐一起去冲凉。。
西街小姐慢慢的在干洗她的脸。。
本人：“喂！你快点啦。。我不想等你啦。。”
西街小姐：“快好了。。”
西街小姐又跑去窗口边，再看外面，又慢慢地洗她的脸。。
本人：“你又在干嘛？”
西街小姐：“没有啦。。看看。。”
本人：“无聊！快点啦。。你是在吸取阳光的精华吗？？！！”

西街小姐冷掉。。。

数分钟后，终于西街小姐出现在厕所里了。。

本人：“咦？酱快？”
西街小姐：“我吸到阳光的精华了。。。”

本人冷掉。。。。。

XOXOXO。。。 冷！！

无奈！！

我很无奈耶！！！讲了几百次也撇不清一些实事。。

对啦对啦我是很怕寂寞的一个人，可以说寂寞让我感到很没有安全感，寂寞会让我窒息，寂寞会让我抓慌，寂寞会让我去想一些吃饱没事做的事，寂寞会让我感到全身无力、、有了寂寞，我就会慢慢的枯萎死去！！

就是你们这些人啊！！不明白就不要在那边乱乱讲啦！！我知道我无聊的时候会很烦人，可是你们就应酬我一下嘛。。。一直一直一直叫我安静。。好啦我就用另外一办法去处理我的寂寞，就好好的安静，打开我的另一片天空，好好的去发呆。。可是你们就讲我依莫。。我不是依莫！！是你们要我安静嘛。。我安静的时候脸部表情一定会比较严肃，不是依莫啦！！然后憋了很久就会很累了。。。咳哟我会坐不定在栏杆上的原因是因为一直有人坐上坐下，它就会不停的镇一下晃一下，我没有安全感啦！！所以我宁愿站着。。很丢脸的嘞！现在讲出来的就不要再乱乱讲了啦。。还有那天bbq晚上，我坐了一下木凳子，就不坐了跑去亭子里坐的原因也是酱啦！！就有几个人一直在木凳上跳动着，我的心很不安嘛。。就在亭子里呆着到我感到很累了就想睡了，明明就没有依莫！！！

超想拿橡皮檫塞他们的嘴巴！！

（我真的疯了）

发表完毕。。我该回去读书了。。

偷懒！！

嘿嘿嘿。。现在本来是有课的。。却留在房里上线，写部落格！！哇你以为自己很厉害了是吗？不用听课了是吗？？没有啦，诺丁的课真的很闷嘛，自己在那边多不懂在教些什么的。。可是又不好睡。。这是个人问题啦（不会在大庭广众的地方睡着，我有一个coursemate可神啦！每天不管那一课，都一定睡！！不好意思讲她的名字，但是大家zai zai diuok ho!!)。。 chem ind 又是presentation, 昨天如果没有ws的巧克力，我可挨不过那一组的presentation啦！！闷死了。。 （哈哈。。是我的roommate的那一组，不好意思跟她讲嘛。。）

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昨天xc跟我讲她要去post office。。好笑到dong buey diao.. 明明sub就没那么大，可是她竟然会看不到post office。。看到cimb，看到书店。看不到post office。。哈哈。。（有点嚣张，因为我对那边很熟嘞！每天去那边吃，不熟才怪！）。。 说道sub，我吃腻了那边的菜啦！！很显嘞。。可是颗粒小姐又不喜欢xc家前面那间，我家前面那间又酱贵！！现在晚餐也很难搞定，最近肚子常跟我闹别扭，晚上不想吃得太重，都是面包饼干加米卢！！也好啦。。省钱嘞！！ TMD阿公没给钱！！

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阿公hor。。真的很想放火烧他的家啦！竟然漏了我的名字！！我还超期待地去黑马拿表格,TMD 竟然没有我的名！！！吐血死了。。说会寄。。到今天还没寄到我家。。我可不想继续饿肚子嘞！！阿公阿！！别跟我开这种玩笑嘛。。我会心脏病的啦。。我可没跟鼻涕鼻涕安叔叔借钱嘞！！下个sem怎样活嘛。。

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好啦，西街小姐要看戏了，只好不写了。。（她很爱看超级星光大道，就每天我俩一起看！！看到考试也考不好！都是楼配先生不好啦！！）

a language that only i can understand

when the weather start to turn cold, so does my heart too.. i have no idea was going through my heart now and i'm rushing through my typing.. i dont have enough courage to face it maybe thats why i had been avoiding it like mad.. days are getting weirder and weirder and i'm feeling more and more worry about myself.. i'm getting out of the place.. fml... i'm a lonely girl on this big world..
i'm a bitch.. as its had sounds.. i'm a bitch... i'm the one that hurts people and the one that doesn't know how to appreciate their goodness..i take thing for granted and i never think of the consequences of my action.. i'm tired.. you know what.. i wish to be alone but i'm afraid to be alone.. haiz dont know what is going wrong now... you shall not worry.. everyday when i wake up in the morning i will jz tell myself that its another bright day and i wil survived it because there is a lot of people that still love me and care about me.. seriously there is nothing in my life that i can complain of. but i guess i want more than that..